The Mudcat Café TM
Thread #76429 Message #1359830
Posted By: Swave N. Deboner
17-Dec-04 - 12:51 PM
Thread Name: BS: Great phrases you know and use.
Subject: RE: BS: Great phrases you know and use.
She's so skinny, if she stood sideways and stuck out her tongue, she'd look like a zipper. (That's a zip, for all you UKers.)
You're about as dumb as a bag of hair.
I you had a brain, it'd be lonesome.
You ain't got the brains God gave a duck!
Yer aboot as thick as twa short planks.
You are a lying sack of Siberian seal shit.
Damn! The hurrieder I go, the behinder I git.
Why don't you go take a long walk off a short pier?
Six and twa threes. (Scots for six of one and and half a dozen of the other.)
Cheerio the noo
SND