Here's a few "mutated" Xmas songs: (Just fixed the previous formatting prob...I hope!)

Jimbob, the Red-neck Reindeer (a tacky little ditty my daughter and I made up a few years ago...you know the chords, I'd bet...)

JimBob, the Red-neck Reindeer
Had a piss-poor attitude
Stood around scratching his cojones
And acting in a manner rude

JimBob, he liked his Lone Star,
He liked honky-tonk from dust to dawn
He liked to dance to the "Cotton-eyed Joe"
And hurl his guts on Santa's lawn

Then one fuzzy Christmas day,
Rudolf came to say
"JimBob, you're just Cowtown trash!"
And JimBob knocked him on his "heiney"

Then all the other reindeer
Were afraid they'd get what Rudolf got

So, JimBob the Red-neck Reindeer

Is still the toughest buck on Santa's lot!

and then...

I'm Gonna Wear A Santa Suit This X-mas (from the album "Twisted Christmas, Vol. 1)

I'm As soon as I can (A7)get out on pa(D)role
I'll (E)hang around your street
Your (A)kids I'd love to(F#) meet
As (B7)soon as I can get out of this (E)hole
And (A)I don't mind (E)slidin' down your (A)chimney
'Cause I just spent 15 (A7)years unloading (D)coal
I'm gonna wear a (D7)Santa suit this (A)Christmas(F#)
As (B7)soon as I can (E)get on pa(A)role

I'm anxious to be out among the living
And I've made a list of folks I plan to see
Duded up in red and white
Instead of these old stripes
Can you imagine how surprised they're gonna be?
I know the home town folks'll be glad to see me
'Cause by now it's slipped their mind how much I stole
I'm gonna...

I'm careful to be on my best behavior
'Cause the warden watches everything I do
I'm so glad he didn't see
That fight in cell block 3
Or I'd here until I'm 92
Just a few more questions from that nice commitee
And through those rusty gates I'll proudly stroll I'm gonna...

Kinda get's ya in that "holiday spirit", huh? ;-)

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