On the first day of Christmas my true love gave to me
A squid jellied in cranberry

On the second day of Christmas my true love gave to me
Two scalded cats
And aquid jellied in cranberry

On the third day of Christmas my true love gave to me
Three geese alaying
The two sclded cats
And a squid jellied in cranberry

On the fourth day of Christmas my true love gave to me
Four rubber duckies
Three geese a laying
The two scalded cats
And a squid jellied in cranberry

On the fifth day of Christmas my true love gave to me
Five pints of ale...