Sorry 'Spaw ol' buddy ol' pal--I was kidding--a joke--honest! I got my own rip-off of Cleigh O'Possum, it's Clay McHead, a clay replica of my head, about the size of a grapefruit (not that my head's really grapefruit shaped, if you don't believe me, check out my pic on bbc's resource page) He travels to class with me every Tuesday and Thursday, wrapped up in his comfy paper towels in his very own ZipLock bag. I can't offer him for auction either...he's gonna get mashed real soon and be resurrected as a hand. Gotta a better idea, how 'bout putting a glossy 8x10 autographed picture of Cleigh up for auction?

--Mbo (who's sorry if he hurt the poor little critter's feelings)