*BURP* 'Scuse me--that was some good chili! Caitrin, I'm sorry but haven't heard of Mike or his comic strip. Is it in the school newspaper? Master Mario, didn't you know that the last sculpture by the late great Super-Realist Duane Hanson was a life-size sculpture of the 'Spaw-man out of Bondo? 'S truth! It's in the kitchen, strategically placed so if someone tries to swipe something from the deep-fryer, they'll be confronted by a nude man in a styro-stetson with a dulcimer hammer raised over his head. Enough to scare anyone away!

--Mbo