Well, I reckon if itr's okay to poke fun at liberals then the same should be true about the Bush worshipers...

1. ADMIT to yourself that you are powerless to do this by yourself.

2. RECHECK the U.S. Constitution to see if there is a remote chance that the 3 branches of government *aren't* NASCAR, Budwieszetr and Country Music.

3. SWEAR OFF *right wing* media for 90 days... Hey, cold turkey! No back-sliding.

4. ANSWER the following question: How do you *really* balance the budget by bleeding it with bug tax giveaways to the rich?

5. RETHINK the litany of excuses that Bush has used for attacking Iraq and then but little "true or false" boxes next to each and thak the test.

6. ASK yourself why it is that so many old time Repubs don't like or agree with Bush one darned bit.

7. GET DRUNK, go out and drive your car thru your community and then explain to us why this qualifies you to lead the free world.

8. SNORT SOME COKE and then explain why drug dealers should be killed by the government.

9. LEARN TO READ stuff that might not fit on a bumper sticker.

10. CHECK OUT the folks who are on their feet 8 hours a day checking out the Chinese made crap you buy at Walmart and see if you can find your grandmother.

11. SELL your stock in Halliburton.

and..

12. IF ALL ELSE FAILS, just shoot yourself. You and the world will be much better off...

B~