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Thread #76728 Message #1362407
Posted By: *#1 PEASANT*
21-Dec-04 - 09:07 AM
Thread Name: Suitable Torture for Non-wassailers
Subject: Folklore: Suitable Torture for Non-wassailers
It has come to my attention that those refusing to wassail are growing in number!
They oppose drink, oppose riotous exuberant behavior, oppose eating, oppose loud noises, oppose anything vaguely traditional, dont like going out in the cold even with antifreze, dont like apples, won't even drink non alcoholic wassail.
I think if they are allowed to win.....the terrorists win!
What then dear people would be the suitable punishment for a scoff wassailer, non wassailer, anti wassailer....you know what I mean....