yo ho ho.. *#1 PEASANT*

yeah..!! you just described my favourite kind of xmas..

the only thing i'm seriously opposed to this time of year
are smokers*
and oven-like central heating systems
in pubs where its impossible to open the windows..


[* actually i'm opposed to them all year round..
but in wintertime in hot crowded stuffy pubs
they're more likely to get punched if they smoke in my face..]