Then I staggered to the mirror and confronted with terror A pathetic poor Paddy of a peasant, And I made smithereens of her Levi jeans That she gave me for a wedding present. Then I made mincemeat of her other little treat - Two lovely blue pottery goblets - And I sat down and I wrote a suicide note And swallowed thirty-five quids' worth of tablets.
A week later I awoke and my heart nearly broke For I suddenly chanced to remember I was in a proper mess, for I hadn't her address, Not to mention her telephone number. So I took a quick luck in the French phone book - It was most unsatisfactory. After all my research, I was still left in the lurch For her Daddy was ex-directory!
Regards
p.s. Met Brian today, as it happens. He is due to have a book of short stories published next Spring. A man of many parts - even if some need replacing, as he says himself!