The Mudcat Café TM
Thread #76526   Message #1363398
Posted By: 12string growler
22-Dec-04 - 02:33 PM
Thread Name: BS: Please amuse MR SOOZ
Subject: RE: BS: Please amuse MR SOOZ
Sooz stood on Corringham Village green
By the Village Well
Was she waiting for Mr Sooz?
Was She F@ck!!!

This is the story of Cinderella and her Sugly Isters

Cinders and her sugly isters lived in a Marge Lansion. Cinders worked very hard, Frubbing Scloors, emptying Poss Pits, and Shivelling Shut. By the end of the day, she was kNucking Fackered.

Is it Panto season yet???