-sorry, she can't even shake her marraccas', with or without music, its rhythmic moving...aaaiiieee -dancing! call the PEL Police

-stop that sinful dancing min

- I can't Henry, it's those Morris Dancers, their bells are driving me to distraction........ ohhhh those mighty sticks.....

-Min , Min stop it Min -eeuooooghhhhhh!

(enter Bluebottle, Captain of the East Finchley Morris) wh)

-Dance you devils, dance till your jingles fall off...

(enter PC Bloodnok)
-Hello, hello ,hello...... hello Bottle, you can't do this sort of thing you know , your men haven't got the right number of bells on their legs and they're not in the key of A, , now all of you show me your ID cards.............