Awrighttt!!!   I will sleep better knowing that the local drunk driver is high on Chinese wine, not French or German wine, and that it only cost him $2-5.00 to become threat to society. LOL! My vote is for "Chateau Traileur Parc". Fer sure, eh? (Yeah, I know it's a joke...at least I hope it is!)

I notice that the very same constituency who attend the local casino in droves in this town are the ones most likely to also shop regularly at Walmart. They're the people who are the living demonstration of the old saying "the unexamined life is not worth living".

Walmart and the casino have several things in common:

They're both enormous boxes.

They have no windows, so you won't be in any danger of being distracted by the real world outside or even remembering it exists, hopefully, until you have spent all your money.

They promise much, and deliver little.

They cater to doughheads...people who look like Michael Moore, but that's where it stops!

They are skilled in practicing organized crime...without actually breaking very many laws in the process.

They have no pity or compassion for anyone.

They live off other people's gullibility.

They think God lives at the mint.