Seasonal greetings Doc.!!
It's been a while since I last visited your surgery but you'll no doubt be happy to know that I've been studying hard and working my way towards my ultimate goal..........ROCK LEGEND!

I've had a few issues with audience heckling and but my latest aquisition is proving a real attention grabber and helping enormously with any crowd hostility.
Repeat gigs are slow to come through but I think I'm gaining something of a reputation.
Just a matter of time!!
Rock and Roll?....Lock and Load!!!

Regards and festive good wishes,

G.Slinger