Allan, you are a hoot. For many customers, the "air guitar" models have become must haves -- here, the "Bird Through a Jet Plane" model, for the Heavy Metal fans among you. You might perhaps prefer our ultimate silence nothingness vacuum model to emulate those Neil Diamond tapes. And who could forget the Beatles' Gibson vacuum, used in reverse at the opening of "Back in the U.S.S.R."? Many years of vacuum playing are at your disposal...

yours, Peter T.