Typical in'it poor old Uncle Archie snubbed agin, they've always been stuck up 'er side of the famly, Poor old Aunty Mabel , er with five kids used t' send me a quid at Christmas wrapped in a new 'ankercheif, but Penelope's lot Oh no, got a ten bob note IF they remembered, they always had big roaring fires, champagne, caviar, huge goose, big piece of beef, fillet at that, pork an all, me poor old muvver wi 'alf a bag of coal an a broiling fowl to feed us seven kids.
Famlys eh, who's have em, and that Verconia kid, stuck up little bitch that one, needs a bloody good spanking in my book, got her own 'orse, though she calls it an arab, never bin the other side of the channel so I can't see that, an' now she has the cheek to slag me name off, like I said typical bleedin' typical