Bet y'all were wondering where I'd got to, weren't ya? Well, I was jes' out back in the Beer Garden putting down some brand-new sawdust and hanging some purty fairy lights, since the weather's gone and warmed up a bit now. Y'all jes' grab your dranks and chili and mosey on out here . . . Ain't it purty?!!!!

Now, I've been playin' around with a new recipe for my Kickapoo Joy Juice Salsa From Hades – I know what y'all are thinkin' – I jes' couldn't make it any better than it is already, right? Well, that's before Coyote Catspaw took my under his wing (and boy howdy, wadn't it interesting under there!) – and whispered the secrets of the ages to me . . . the things he's been a hidin' under that there styro stetson!! Shoooo-wheeee!!!!!

Here's some super big bowls of my new and improved KJJSFH and some great big ole bags of corn chips – I gotch ya yeller ones, ya red ones, ya blue ones, even some pokkie dotty ones for Miss Kat down there at the end of the big table . . . And if anyone feels somethin' internal start to catch a-fire, just hunker down and squeal real loud and Miss Kat'll be there with her fire extinguisher!!!

Y'all have a good time now, ya hear? Oh, and 'fore I forgit – MMario, jello wrastling night's not till tomorrow, so put down that hose!!!