Interesting old thread, some verses to 10,000 Years ago that I hadn't encountered before.
Interesting to see Bruce o's Derby Ram Whic is similar to one I used to dd if I could find a co-operative audience:-

Well as I went down to Derby
All on a Market Day
I spied the biggest tup, me lads
That ever fed on hay
(Audience) It's a lie, it's a lie
(Me) Well indeed it is no lie
And had you a' been in Derby you'd have seen the same as I

The last verse was

And if you don't believe me sir
Or if you think I lie,
Go ask the folk in Derby, sir
They're bigger liars than I

Never remember where I got it from!

FC