Kat ma Darlin.
I hope today they give some peace from the poking and proding and that you get a well deserved rest....
I won't be partaking in the "Beer" cure as the strongest thing I drink is Green Tea...and when you read these jokes you will understand why I have never drank...lol

So in totally bad taste (which I know you will appreciate),
Here's a list of things you do not want to hear in Surgery, which You of course will NOT be going through but hey! your in a place were they do that kind of thing so without further ado...
You do not want to hear a Surgeon say:

Oops!
Has anyone seen my watch?
Come back with that! Bad Dog!
Wait a minute, if this is his spleen, then what's that?
Hand me that...uh...that uh.....thingy
What do you mean he wasn't in for a sex change!
Damn, there go the lights again...
Everybody stand back! I lost my contact lens!
Well folks, this will be an experiment for all of us.
What do you mean, he's not insured?
Let's hurry, I don't want to miss "Bay Watch"
What do you mean "You want a divorce"!
FIRE! FIRE! Everyone get out!

and if that isn't enough:

A man speaks frantically into the phone, "My wife is pregnant, and her contractions are only two minutes apart!"
"Is this her first child?" the doctor queries.
"No, you idiot!" the man shouts. "This is her husband!"


alright alright enough already...I'm sorry.....:>)
I am still with you Darlin. Candle burning and all the Healing Energy I can muster coming to you.
With all my Love, Light and Blessings
Jude and Hamish the Luck Duck:>)