We of the Temple stand ever ready to provide guidance instead of blind feelings whereever needed. These protectors -- we would certify them ... because why? If they stand between the honest awe of the inspired worshiper and the objects of his adoration, are they not just an additional barrier between he who prays and that for which he prays? Who are we to stand between them? Nay, sirrah, we do not need steel, nor parries. All that is needed is to reach out and touch someone.

May your cups ever overflow,

Brother Tacitus Electricus
Senior Advisor and Soft Touch
Temple of the Golden Globes