A recently discovered personal memo revealed G.W.'s plan to make the use of the word "Dang" illegal, considering it to be the most dangerous and insidious of swear words. Anyone caught using that word after January 1, 2005 will be forced to stand in the public square and say "I love Compassionate Conservatives" 100 times.

If "dang," can "golley gee-whillikers" be far behind?

Dang!

Say it while you can..

Jerry