PLEASE BE AWARE THAT ALL MUSIC AND DANCING THIS NEW YEAR'S EVE IS BANNED.

THIS IS TO ENSURE PUBLIC SAFETY, TO SAVE THE RED SQUIRREL, COMBAT WORLD TERRORISM, CURE WARTS, COMBAT PLAGUES OF LOCUSTS, ENSURE THE JOBS OF SMALL FURRY PUBLIC SERVANTS CALLED HUMPHREY AND TO GENERALLY PISS PEOPLE OFF..

GOVT OF THE PEOPLE, NOT BY THE PEOPLE