Unless a film emerges with the title,"Patrick Swayze Gets Killed (a lot", I think his name on the credits is always a very good reason for watching something else. "King Solomon's Mines" would have been an unpublishable novel had it come out in the past year. Bearing that in mind, I am puzzled as to how a reasonably intelligent poster like Shanghaiceltic turned on the television in the first place. Still, it's a puzzling world sometimes, isn't it?