What? No mention of that classic by The Three Stooges, "I Want A Hippopotamus For Christmas". Here's another that goes to the tune of Oh Come All Ye Faithful and celebrates another tradition of the season, the feast.
Oh come get a face full
Christmas dinner's ready
Oh come eat, oh come eat the turkey is done
Potatoes and dressing, all covered in gravy
Eggnog and Christmas cookies
Pumpkin pie with whipped cream
Eat until your pants screeeeeam
Tooooo tiiiiight, no more
Sawry, I couldn't help myself. This little ditty just came to me out of the blue one day last year while on my way to play Christmas songs on my razor sharp handtool (my musical saw) down at the Pike Place Market in Seattle. It's been six years ago this season that I first got up the nerve to play the saw in public and it was such a hoot that I've never stopped. Folks seem to really enjoy it. It would be nice to put together a choir of saws to do songs with. Well I can dream can't I.