I have a crown on my front tooth, it came off and my dentist charged me £95 to put it back in. I thought he'd at least use a good dental fixative, wouldn't you have thought so too? Did he? No. He got a tube of ordinary superglue (Uhu variety I believe), put a dab on the peg, dried my gap with cottonwool and plugged the tooth back in.

£95 for 5 mins work and a 99p tube of glue. Boy am *I* in the wrong job!

LTS