Jokey answer - it doesn't get dark here - the land of the midnight mall - even before that, the light pollution on a cloudy night makes it possible to find the way everywhere, roads, woods etc with very little problem. I have to have blackout linings to the curtains to get to sleep, and even then I can see to cross the room with no difficulty.

Serious bit - that is a nasty question.

Here's another.

So, which bit of the landmass you are on will see the sun first on New Years Day?