I like to tell people that from playing guitar (and the last few years, banjo) and singing folksongs for 54 years I've earned about $120 overall.

However, I keep looking over my shoulder, because any time now the people who prosecuted Enron and other like businesses for overstating their bottom line will come after me, because that $120 figure is only reached by creatively ignoring various expenses.

Dave Oesterreich