Oh, thank you, thank you, thank you, Martin...

"Bullshit with ear flaps"...

I love it. Can I keep it? Please don't share it with anyone else....

Sniff...

Here, all these folks have gotten Martinized an' I was thinkin' "Hey, Bobert, like what gives?" I mean I was feelin' all insecure and stuff cause you ain't never said nuthin nasty to me and well, sniff, I hate to say it but I had made me an appointment with a counselor, ahhhh, psychologist... Okay! A *danged* psychiatrist!!! There ya' happy now? You dragged it outta me....

Sniff...

I just called the psychiatist feller's office and told him that I was cancelling but if he ahd any little (wink, wink) problems he could call me fir an appointment...

Man, I'z made it!!!

And I owe it all to you, my friend...

I'm gonna make a copy of the post and stick it in my wallet for them times when things seem so hopeless and all or Bambi dies or Timmie actually drowns in the well...

Sniff...

Oh, BTW, the "complete chaos" began the day yer guy decided to invade Irag which I believe was the day that his daddy's Supreme Court stopped the Florida recount...

Bobert