Greg Stephens I heard "Buy a broom" sung many times but never in any other accent but Geordie, north-eastern England, and for the last time, I hope, "Dirty old town" refers to Salford.
And please, the majority of the songs mentioned in this thread can be claimed by whatever other country wants them, personally I would rather have the toothache than listen to some of them, and the Unicorns horn should be inserted up the ass of whoever sings this bloody awful dirge.