Is that why I search my hair every morning for white ones? I've been getting them in my eyebrows for some months, but now I've turned 50 I'm impatient for the main event -- Whitening Of The Topknot.

I think we're so good-lookin' because we think good thoughts, eat pretty well what we want, and wear comfortable shoes. It's amazing what a pair of comfortable shoes will do for one's general air of well-being and beauty.