Hi Neo. Help on it's way. But first, reasons why starting a music thread is a good idea.

1. It will keep you from becoming an instant member of Gargoyle's Gang of 12. (you'll probably still get there, but it'll take longer)
2. You need no longer be silent from a musical point of view. Your progress has been astonishing in such a short time, so ya might as well start stealing from the rest of us!
3. As much as the "thong" and "bra" jokes are diverting, they can haunt you in almost every thread you post for months (see Catspaw = possum) and by then they've lost any actual wit that might have been there in the beginning..but you're stuck with 'em.
4. When someone does a check on your threads and posts back a few months...they'll know that you're a PICKER!

Practice those chords! SLOWLY!! All I can show you from now on is the easiest fingerings for what you want to play and hear. The larger the bank of chords you have in your noggin, the more options you'll have when composing your own music.
Way to go Neo.

Rick