Dave Barry went before the National Press Club right after the '92 election and insisted on referring to "The Failed Clinton Administration" and how Bush might have won the election had he not gone to Japan and performed "the ceremonial ralph of friendship". Also that the Constitution should be changed "and I'm not talking about a lot of voting, just with a magic marker" so that Dan Quayle should always be Vice President (but never President).
Barry had the press folk in stitches.

I'm real sorry he's not going to be in 'regular' print.