What would we do without the Mark 1 Mod 0 All Purpose Disposable Tissue?

As well as the "normal" work for which it is required you can use it to sand wood, remove paint from metal surfaces, scour pots and pans, and after using it for the "normal" work it can also be employed as bandage, turniquet, and for making a white flag to surrender to the other side that has better, softer, toilet tissue!

Take it from me, the voice of experience!