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Thread #77171 Message #1373350
Posted By: Shanghaiceltic
06-Jan-05 - 07:27 PM
Thread Name: BS: What do you call a bunny that......
Subject: BS: What do you call a bunny that......
Posted with no comment, ROTFLMHO.
Kate's pet at it like rabbit
By SUN ONLINE REPORTER
HOLLYWOOD stunner Kate Beckinsale has given her daughter's randy rabbit to the family cleaning lady - because it wouldn't stop masturbating.
The actress eventually ran out of explanations as Lily's pet pleasured himself and "humped" his food bowl in his cage.
Gorgeous Kate, 31, told Flaunt magazine: "I think his own frustrated sexuality just consumed him in a horrid and chilling way.
"I don't think he liked being in a cage and wouldn't stop masturbating and humping his food bowl. I was sick of inventing different explanations of what that was.
"Also, he was boring and, other than masturbate, he didn't do anything."