A man knocks on the door of a big detached house in Surrey, and when the householder asks him what he wants, he says "I'm trying to raise £200 to pay the fare of a young musician who has won a scholarship to the New York Conservatory of Music. The householder says "What instrument does he play?" "The banjo," comes the reply. The householder says "O.K. wait there." Two minutes later he returns and hands over a cheque. Looking at it, the young man says "This is for £1000. The householder says "I know, send four more with him."
Don T(with tongue firmly in cheek, 'cos I like a WELL PLAYED banjo)