I ain't never been married yet so I never had the chance. I figger one day I will marry Shania Twain. I don't figger it would be right to cheat on Shania, eh? But I'm not sure what I would do if I was married to Shania and I was facin', like, really sevear temptation on a, like, daily basis.

That's a hard one. (no joke intended!)

I have cheated on a lotta girls, but they did, like, pretty much the same to me, eh? I figger it goes with the territory.

I also figger that the dork who started this thread is a flippin' idiot with the brains of a dead dog that just got f**ked to death by a millin' machine. But that's just my opinion, eh?