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Thread #77198   Message #1375616
Posted By: GUEST,HILDA FISH
09-Jan-05 - 10:30 PM
Thread Name: BS: Women's euphemisms for 'penis'
Subject: RE: BS: Women's euphemisms for 'penis'
I've just come back from up north and while up there I met one of my sons and his wife as I was walking along the main street of a small town. Forgot they were there!!! I was delighted and sat down with them. They looked beautiful, particularly radiant, and I said so. They advised me that they had just had wonderful news. They were expecting their third child - 7 weeks pregnant. They already have the just turned two year old, and the just turned one year old, both boys. I said, "jeez, you don't waste time" and my daughter in law said "Nah, I don't but it's his old bloke that's been extra busy". Another daughter in law has just had her third girl, all pretty close together. She said, "His loaded gun don't waste time and don't shoot blanks". What can you say? So there you go, Old Bloke and Loaded Gun.