I have woke up in houses I never seen before, in cars I never seen before, UNDER cars I never seen before, in alleyways, in a haystack, in the woods, in bars after closing time and got locked in, in a phone booth, on the train tracks, in bed with women so flippin' UGLY that it ain't worth explainin' how or why and I don't know who the flip they were, eh? I have woke up beside a DOG! (a real dog, I mean, not some ugly skank) It was a setter of some kind and it stunk like a motherflipper! I have woke up next to a real skunk...and laid there petrified for hours while it decided whether or not to get up yet.

I have woke up in places I would not try to describve at all.

It's been a full life, eh?

- BDiBR