Thought I'd pass this on, cos someone might be interested. Broke-Dick Mamaluccas from all over the World are going to be meeting in Boise, Idaho next month in order to hammer out the basic structure of what will be a worldwide organization that will bring B-DM's together to share their special abilities, talents, and resources...and their endless appetite for fun and variety.

There will be elections to establish a steering committee and an executive branch.

Ed Abernabotty, a well-known B-DM from Albuquerque, spoke to the press in Boise today, and said:

"This is a proud moment coming up for Broke-Dick Mamallucas everywhere, and no one who is one should miss it! I will be there with bells on my cowboys boots! In fact, I hope to be elected president of the USA chapter."

When quizzed further on the requirements of being a genuine Broke-Dick Mamalucca, Abernabotty said, "I lost $3589.99 last month in calls to a phonesex scam. I later found out that the calls were being taken by an automated machine that can talk dirty to as many as 87 callers simultaneously. Man, did I get burned! Last year I swung a deal with these people in Africa where I was gonna get $85 million dollars from a bank fund they had to move to North American banks. I sent them $22,000 and still have not seen a red cent. I wrote in George Bush 3 times for governor of New Mexico, even though he never ran for governor in New Mexico, because I know I can trust him to protect my family. Now that he is president I feel really safe for the first time in years. I have a lawn that is made of synthetic grass. It stays green even when everything is dried up and parched, and I never have to cut it, but I run around on it with a $24,000 lawn tractor with the blades up, just so it looks more like a real lawn. I'm tellin' ya, I feel close to winning the B-DM elections. REAL close. I can taste it!"