Holy Fuckminster Buller, Spaw, I never even SAW that thread before! What a great idea! Look, I have a dog here who is a pro at this kind of thing. It's his whole raison d'etre. It's his gig, man. He's an o-o-o-o-o-o-ld dachshund, named Valdy. When young, he was pretty lazy. Now he's almost catatonic. Or is that dogatonic? Well, anyway, he's the closest thing to a really large, soft paperweight that I have ever seen. I would bet he's lazier than your weimaraners.

I think Valdy should be made your official mascot.

Meanwhile, excitement mounts as Broke-Dick Mamalluccas from far and near look forward to next month's gathering in Boise....

Maybe the LFPS could land a fat contract doing nothing for these guys while they're busy doing the Boise thing, eh?

And who the heck is "Swan"?