And to think that they called Clinton "Bubba."
Dateline D.C. (about 2 years ago): The National Intruder reported today that a source near the oval office overheard the following. "Yeppers, ah'z gittin' mahtee tarred uv thez hyar trubblez wif them thar yahoos in Eye-rak! Git me them thar cheefs 'o staff on thet thar bat phone! Let's nuke it n' pave it!"
    Dateline D.C. (early fall '04): The National Intruder repported today that a source near the oval office who prefers to be unnamed reported hearing the following.   "Don't give me that *^$#$%@+!!! about the @#$%^&* rights of the people!!!!! Yew git them thar dirty commie pinko antichristian @#$%^&*(+'s outta the crowd 'n yew keep 'em out-no matter whut it takes. I run the whole @#$%^&*(+ world 'n ah'll be #$%^&ed if I'ze a gonna let them thar #$%^&s be seen on nashhull TeeVee a runnin' me down!"