Ah, but of course there is a Twoness in the Universal Oneness! It's the Yin and Yang, the Light and Dark, the Male and Female, the Good and Evil, the Left Tit and Right Tit, and all that sort of stuff! And what would chairs look like if kangaroos sat on them (before they break)?

I can't quite imagine a Threeness. There doesn't seem to be any sense of Balance to it. On the other hand, the Fourness of the Great Turtle A'Tuin is something on which to ponder.

So many things to think about - the Loch Ness, the Inverness, the drunkenness, the Eliot Ness - my head hurts and I hear ringing - no wait, that's the telephone. Do you think it's a case of Hyper-Cerebral Electrosis? Do you think my head is going to spontaneously combust?

Suddenly I have an uncontrollable urge to go and eat donuts. Excuse me while I..........