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Thread #76954 Message #1378111
Posted By: GUEST,Paranoid Android
13-Jan-05 - 12:09 PM
Thread Name: BS: First Joke Thread for 2005
Subject: RE: BS: First Joke Thread for 2005
(I probably picked this one up from Mudcat) Father Murphy, a missionary, was the only white man within a thousand miles of Ambungu when the chief's daughter gave birth to a white baby. The medicine man accused Father Murphy of misbehavior but was told "Don't jump to conclusions, it's simply a genetic abberation". When the medicine man failed to understand this Father Murphy took him up the hill and pointed towards a herd of sheep below saying, "Look at all of those white sheep and theres a single black one in the middle". The medicine man replied "You don't mention the sheep to anybody and I won't mention the baby".