Ohmygawd..........Its CATCHING!!!!!

GET AWAY FROM ME BERT.........BACK...BACK!!!!!!!!

Anybody got a cross I can use?......BACK I SAY...BACK!!!!

Quick, gimmee that wooden stake...and get that hammer over there............C'MON PEOPLE...I need a little help here..........BACK BERT........GET GACK..............WOULD SOMEBODY GIVE ME THAT GAWDDAMN STAKE????.....................Not a toothpick dumbass...a STAKE!!!..........BACK..BACK.......Thanks....What the...............GIMMEE A SHARP ONE...............asshole....................BACK..BACK...................oh gawd, he gettin' closer............................

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Pasw...sSpw..Pswa..SaWP.......oy.......................