Thanks, Kat. My recorded voice still sounds strange to me, and I hear all the mistakes.

Apologies for the following - I just lapsed into silly song mode. Tune: Aunt Clara. Feel free to add to it (your choice of pronouns), critique it or completely ignore it.

Last weekend he boiled my bunny,
On Monday he soaped up my car On Tuesday night, he gave me a fright
When he burned a heart in my yard

But he's just showing he loves me
To me it is perfectly clear
There's a new trick each day he comes up with to say
"I'm madly in love with you dear."

We never mention affection
The words are just too hard to say
We express our emotion and mutual devotion
In unique and creative display