Whilst you're in hospital watch out for the curry:

An indian was so happy because he felt certain he had won the lottery, when he checked it properly he found he had looked at the wrong week's ticket and had won nothing. He got so depressed he overdosed - injected himself with 100% curry powder. They did manage to resuscitate him - but he spent the next fortnight in hospital in a korma!

Hope everything goes well for you and you are soon out and recovered.
Love, light and laughter.

Polly