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Thread #77376   Message #1379641
Posted By: Bee-dubya-ell
15-Jan-05 - 05:25 PM
Thread Name: BS: Spyware cancels Tweed's birthday!
Subject: RE: BS: Spyware cancels Tweed's birthday!
Yas, CarolC, my computer was broken on my birthday, so I also did not have a birthday this year. That is good 'cause Tweed and I are a mere two weeks apart in age and if I had had a birthday and Tweed didn't, then we would be a year and two weeks apart.

And it is totally appropriate that Tweed and I should both not have birthdays since we already have so many other things in common. To wit:

Tweed is a transplanted Hoozier - I am married to a transplanted Hoozier

Tweed lives in south Florida and thinks northern Florida is populated by gun-totin', pickup drivin' rednecks - I live in northern Florida and know northern Florida is populated by gun-totin', pickup drivin' rednecks

Tweed is an idiot - I am an idiot

All of which leads us to the inevitable conclusion that Tweed and I are the same person.

Happy Non-Birthday to Both of Me!