No, Rustic! If you read my 6:06 message, you will see that Tweed's birthday is NOT over! It was not cancelled! It still has two hours and change to go!

And, furthermore, since I was an idiot to start this thread in the first place, and since "idiot" and "Tweed" are synonymous, it follows that I must be Tweed! So, it is also my birthday! So, Happy Birthday to Me!!!

And those people from Hull think they have a monopoly on shit that makes absolutely no sense. Hah!!!