I wish to make it absolutely and ineluctable clear that the Golden Globe award, of which Mister Shitner is a recent recipient, is in no way sponsored, honored, supported, put forward, or recognized by the Temple of the Golden Globes, also known as the Temple of the Divine Curve.

There is no association between the two; one is a crude materialistic pursuit and the other is a highly enlightened organization seeking to perfect certain tactile and meditative techniques in recognition of the divinity inherent in certain curvaceous creations on the ortal plane.

I hope this resolves the issue completely.

Frere Tacitus Aeternitus, Brother of First Contact
Temple of the Golden Globes