Don't you realize that means that every idiot is Tweed?

Yes. That's the whole point. It is so. It has ever been so. It will always be so.

Just consider these lyrics from none other than The Beatles:

I am Tweed as you are Tweed as they are Tweed and we are Tweed together...

Goo goo g'joob g'goo goo g'joob g'goo.

Yes, that's the way the song, originally entitled "I am Tweed" went, but the Fab Four had to change it to "I am the Walrus" because walruses are a lot cuter than Tweed. And, anyway, "I am the Walrus" made a lot more sense than "I am Tweed".