"Abandon ship ! Abandon ship ! Black hole approaching ! This is not a drill. This is a drill. [sound effect of a drill] Abandon sh... Oh, God ! Now the siren's bust. Awooga ! Awooga ! Abandon ship !"

-Holly, the ship's computer in "Red Dwarf".



"Christ ! What an imagination I've got !"

- thought shared by drug addict Bennie Noakes and supercomputer Shalmaneser in John Brunner's "Stand on Zanzibar"